Movies with Josh

This video takes place immediately after the events of "Quarters". It's actually one long video, Quarters is the first part, this is the second, and the next video ("Horny Zack") is how the night finished off. I just spilt it up into 3 parts for convenience. When this video starts Zack and I have decided to kill some time by going out and shooting the shotgun while we wait for Josh to arrive, since he won't fuckin' answer his phone and we have no idea how long that will be. Zack put on his sweatshirt and cowboy hat cuz it's still a little windy and chilly outside, grabs the gun and we set off to the empty field in front of my house to do a little shooting. I really do live out in the middle of nowhere which is great, and marines love to shoot things what can I say, especially marines that have grown up in litte farm towns and probably got their first shotguns when they were 6. Josh finally showed up with Zack's cigarettes just as we were finishing up shooting (as pissed off that we kept calling him as we were that he wouldn't answer). I'm watching Zack smoke out on the porch (I also get him pissing on the wheel of my jeep), when Josh discovers the shotgun, yanks down his own pants and says he's going to show us "how rednecks cut down trees" (answer, with multiple shotgun rounds...but I'm pretty sure buckshot works better than birdshot). Zack takes the gun and start shooting between Josh's legs, I'm like "I'm not sure that's safe" and Zack assures me that it's not. Whenever he shoots the barrel jumps up and smacks Josh in the balls. After all this shooting the gun needs to be cleaned, Zack and Josh want to show off by completely disassembling my shotgun, which is cool but I remind Zack that he's wearing "too much clothes", a problem he is more than happy to rectify. Josh just enjoys walking around the house with is pants down, although eventually he takes off his wife-beater and wraps it around his head claiming he's a ninja. How can I even begin to describe what comes next? It's 40 minutes of Zack and Josh taking apart and then struggling to put back together my Mossburg. They're both marines with plenty of experience with weapons from before they came in the Corps., so I wasn't worried even tough it took them longer than they expected. All I can say is that the guys are a riot; drinking, fighting, and having fun with their pants down. Josh farts, playes with his knife, takes apart a shotgun shell and starts throwing the BBs at Zack, and generally being obnoxious and really funny...at least of you're not trying to concentrate on putting a shotgun together. Zacks having a hard time of it, especially when Josh starts dropping giant sloppy wet fart bombs, as Zack gets this horrified look on his face and orders Josh "Outside!". While I was editing this video that cracked me up every time I saw it. Speaking of, if you like marines, smoking, or outdoors/public nudity...Josh hits all three of those at once. This video ends with Zack finally getting the weapon back together again and marchinng right outside to test it, firing off a couple rounds butt-ass nekkid. Good shit.

And now the last and the best installment in the Josh Chillin' series. This video closes out an amazing day I had with my one of my best bros, after a huge party held at my house. Josh and I are such tight bros we decided to say the hell with the clothes and we spent the whole day hanging out naked. Josh has an incredible body and in this last video you get to see it real up close and personal. His girlfriend (sort of) is still out and our friends that dropped by have left. We're killing time until Cate returns with the car so we can get some beer, but it's taking forever for her to get back, so we decide to kill some time playing video games. We're totally just hanging out naked right next to each other like it's cool...and it is. It's a good friend you can be naked with and yet totally comfortable. That's tight. It's getting late in the day and Josh, despite himself, is getting a little horny. Not enough to do anything crazy mind you, but enough that he starts playing with his balls and gets a little wood. There's not much too it, but it's such an honest display of sexuality you can't help but get turned on by it. Two best friends so tight that not only can we hang out naked together, but even get hard and play with our balls in front of each other without it being weird. That's what friendship is all about. Unfortunately without his supply of beer he begins to fade out, or who knows what would have happened next. What does happen next is he falls asleep naked in my bed. He's out cold and I took the opportunity to get some more great close-ups of my buddy, knowing that he wouldn't mind. Cate finally showed up and she helped out by playing with his cock a little bit and getting him hard again. Unfortunately he's pissed at her for taking so long to show up that he lost his buzz that he's having none of it, and the video ends with us leaving Josh alone to sleep it off. After all, it's been a very day ;)

Josh and I have been tight bros for a while, and when we get together we talk about a whole range of shit, especially when we've been drinking. Scene 1 is proof that MyStraigtBuddy is like no other site in existence, as you get to listen to a marine's take on politics and the current state of gas prices in America while slicing a pizza. we get to talking about Obama and his chances to become president and how the Powers That Be will feel about this turn of events. We decide that there should be a new cabinet-level position, the secretary of Common sense, staffed by Josh of course. We also notice that today Josh is a shower, instead of being a grower...it looks like his cock has grown at least an inch or so since the last time. Scene 2 is where we run out of beer. Well, in bottled form anyway, there's still half a keg out there left over from the party the night before. You'll love watching Josh pumping the keg but it's useless...it's all foam and the beer is undrinkably flat, even for guys that are out of beer. Josh sure does like to show off his hot body though, "I'd say it looks pretty sexy too" is his comment and he's right. And then he starts flopping it around like its cool to the tune of "Peanut Butter Jelly Time". There's lots of shots of Josh's junk, which he's very proud to show off. At the end of this scene he grabs the marker again and writes out a set of instructions: "Lick Here ->", "Suck Here ->" and so on. Scene 3: Josh admires his handiwork and sends cellphone pics of it to his friends, 'cuz he's crazy like that. Pretty soon he's getting some funny "WTF" texts back. I zoom in on his dick so you can see every vein and detail. We decide that the shit he's written on himself are instructions in case he passes out, girls will know what to do. Josh really likes to show off, particularly how well defined his calves and biceps are, and how he can make his veins bulge out on his arms. In fact he's showing off when two of our friends show up, the one guy (also a marine) is like, "OMG they're both naked..." and so we are. Scene 4 is mostly Josh stalking flies in my kitchen, while our two friends chat away like "whatever". Josh also reveals that one of his favorite things to do is play with his ass cheeks. You won't mind watching him do it, either. Scene 5 wraps up with Josh making some kind of new drink concoction out of the leftover juices and alcohols in my fridge. It's surprisingly good but it has quite a kick to it. Then he gets back to showing off his hot body, which the camera explores in close-up. I'm sure you've seen a lot of naked guys but not like this, so up close and personal. Again he's especially proud of the way his veins stand out, even against the dark background of his tribal tattoo.

I've said it before, I will say it again: Marines make the best bros you can have, but you have to get used to the fact that they all leave, sooner or later. This time it was Josh's turn to go. Unlike Zack (and a lot of my other friends here, incidentally), he actually made it to the end of his enlistment and was honorably discharged. He's now spreading his seed all over his little hometown, probably fucking a different girl in the backseat of his car out in the woods somewhere nearly every night. But before he left, we had a huge party out at my pad. It was a huge rager and lots of fun, and I can't rightly tell you why I was so lame as to not get any tape of the actual party itself. There was a keg, and a stripper, and everybody had a great time. One guy kept trying to show me his dick and actually took it out and started jerking off by the firepit. Why didn't I tape this shit? Oh well, there'll be more parties. But anyway... So the next afternoon I wake up (the party went in til 7 am) and Josh is walking around naked. Actually, he woke me up to tell me he was running around naked. Thinking more clearly than the night before, I grabbed my camera and started taping. This is the first tape. Scene 1 starts off with me describing all the compliments his girlfriend Caitlin got during the party. Now she and Josh aren't really dating, but they also sort of are. Sort of—I can't tell from one day to the next, but whatever. Technically I think she is his ex-girlfriend but he still gets jealous when guys pay attention to her so whatever. I was going around warning guys off her because I knew Josh would get pissed off and I didn't want any fights, but I also found out later that this pissed her off because she was enjoying the attention. Whatever. Josh enjoys playing with his butt and so she took out the magic markers and drew a face on his cheeks, and then one on the front, too. Scene 2 is more of us hanging out and bullshitting while we drink what's left of the beer (amazing that there is any). He takes a dump and leaves the door open, so you get to see him sitting on the john. Josh has no shame whatsoever and trucks right out into the open to go sit on my Jeep. Now you've seen a lot of guys walk around naked and do whatever at my pad before, and it's true that I do live out in the middle of nowhere and you can do almost anything in my front yard and no one can see...the house next door is still empty. But I do have neighbors in the back and they could totally see Josh on the Jeep if they had looked outside right then, And they probably did, because he was making a lot of noise about it. It's hot, but only because I didn't have to explain it to the police. Scene 3 is us just hanging out on my porch talking about shit. Both of us have had enough to drink now to be thoroughly un-PC, as you'll find out when we start talking about his experiences in Iraq. What other site has a naked marine explaining how they determined who was working for the insurgency? As it got hotter we decided to hook up my misting system, so you get to see Josh being a handy little fucker as well. Scene 4 is us finishing up the repair of the misting system, and Caitlin borrows my car to go bother her cousins, leaving me and Josh to fuck around the house by ourselves. Scene 5 is Josh and I just chillin', enjoying the results of his hard work (the misters feel great, especially on your naked skin). With Cate gone Josh turns into something of a showoff and you'll really enjoy watching him enjoying himself being naked. He gets really un-PC too, that's a Marine for you. They're great guys but rough around the edges for sure. At the end of the video some guys drive by on their quads (4x4 dirtbikes) and Josh waves to them with his middle finger. He has no shame at all, it's great. This is only the beginning of one really fun day, there's lots more to come.

This is the 3rd video in the trilogy. First Zack and I played "Quarters" and he ended up running around naked, then Josh came over and they cleaned my shotgun...naked in "Naked Shotgun Funtime". When this video starts Zack is still naked and Josh still has his pants down. Something about cleaning my shotgun and running around naked all day (and not getting laid often enough) has made Zack horny-as-fuck and if you watch "Naked Shotgun Funtime" you'll hear him say tht he basically has to watch some porn and jerk off at some point. Not a problem...except that our friends Q and Caitlin (from "one Crazy Night") have just texted me to say they're on their way. They're great friends but Zack is pissed off because he has blueballs like a motherfucker and they are now intruding. We remind him that they won't give a fuck what he does, so he stays naked for when they come over. When they show up he's standing in the doorway smoking and says, "Yeah we're naked, so what?!" But so what is exactly what they think of it, they've seen Zack naked plenty of times and have pretty much come to expect fundamental wierdness at my house. they're not even fazed. The first part of this video is just people drinking and acting like fools at my house. Zack tries to screw himself in the dick with my electric screwdriver, thinks better of it, then does it anyway (his reaction is priceless, I don't think he'll be doing that again). Then Q reminds him that he was going to try to snort beer through a straw (he snorted a tic tac in "One Crazy Night", and was going to try a beer but we didn't have a straw...this time Q has just finished some Jack-in-the-Box and there's a straw in his truck...and the cup isn't even filled with tobacco spit yet (on of the pleasures of hanging with the marines is ou always have to check your beer to see if it's been turned into a spit can). I make Q get the bucket from the bathroom (the sole purpose of that bucket is for marines who, us, aren't feeling well...if you hang out with marines, always make sure you have a bucket) in case this stunt results in an accident. the first try doesn't work so well, but he gets it on the second try and his reaction is priceless, as is Q's. Apparently snorting beer is a real quick way to get lit. Now Zack wishes to get back to business. He's a horny little fucker and he wants to jack off now, so we go back to my office and put on some pussy porn for him. Here's where you can really tell he's straight...as son as he ses some pussy he gets hard. Q comes in to ask some questions before he starts, there's some guy fucking with his little sister and Q wants Zack to give the dude a call and find out what's up. Zack agrees, and then Caitlin comes in to say that Q and Josh have taken off up some hill in front of my house that Q thinks there's ghosts on. Zack's just sittin there playin' with himself, but when she's gone he makes me close the door so he can get some peace and rub one out like he's been wanting to do all damned day. He does, and all I'll say is for such a little guy he does have a big dick. He fucking rips one off, filling his hand with cum which he then threatens to rub in my face (I know, you would have let him do it).

Where to even begin with this one? This is the tape that re-started it all, and the reason My Straight Buddy rose out of the grave. I have a couple of good buddies, Zack and Q, who just fucking love to be naked and drop their drawers every chance they get. It was inevitable that their naked shenanigans would get taped and once that happened it was inevitable that I'd want to share it with you. Once Zack found out he could make money running around naked at my house he hasn't been able to keep is pants on since, I'm sure the fact that he's often intoxicated helps. One night Zack was over at my house, with our mutual friend Caitlin, who at the time was dating Josh (this becomes important later). When we found out our good buddy Q was gonna be coming over, Zack decided to surprise him by popping out wearing a loin cloth and his desert boots from Iraq. He grabbed an old short of mine, and I grabbed my camera. We had a few minutes before Q got there so the first part of the tape is Zack hanging out outdoors on my patio mostly naked in the twilight. When Q shows up (you can hear his truck coming at least 30 seconds before he arrives) Zack runs into the bathroom and hides so he can pop out when Q walks in--Q is amused but not terribly surprised. He's holding a butcher knife I left on my table and Zack is wielding a sharp-ended piece of wood from my fence which blew over in a recent wind-storm. I tell them to "Fight! Fight!" and Q says that they totally would if Zack was wearing anything but he's not, a rule he ends up breaking later on after they've both had some more beers. They almost ended up mud wrestling...naked...and I'm pretty sure that something you'll get to see down the line. They don't care. First they end up arm-wrestling for a clip that was originally gonna go on YouTube, Zack in his loincloth, Q in a sort of reek looking thing made out of a piece of old cammies he had in his truck. Zack is a little guy but it's all muscle, the guy has the body-fat index of a marble statue, and he takes Q down in about 10 seconds. So they decide to wrestle on the floor, 'cuz Q used to grapple in high school. Zack on the other had hasn't taken a shower yet and all he has to do is get Q's face stuck in his armpit and he's done. Oh yeah, and you can clearly see the happy face that got drawn on Zack's ass the night before (actually it's supposed to be Bart Simpson). Zack quickly pins Q and that's over. Then Josh shows up. Now the reason Caitlin was over at my house in the first place was: Josh had taken her car out somewhere and at the time he was the only person on the Planet Earth without a cellphone, so when he shows up she lets into him. True to form though when Josh sees that his friends are running around naked, he wants to be naked, so soon there are three naked guys and one very happy clothed girl in my house. They guys for some reason that made perfect sense at the time started cutting holes in pieces of cardboard that they could stick their dicks through, Zack made one that said "WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR FOOD". Which is bullshit, because I know for a fact he'd do it for free. Then the video ends. To be honest Josh and Caitlin started fighting about him taking the car without telling her (turns out he was having a stereo installed for her) and I turned the camera off.