Marines unshaved movies

In which I convinced Chuck to get a massage, and it goes a little further and a little further until before I know it I was holding his huge hard cock in my hand and Chuck had a big-ass smile on his face.

I was hanging out with my bros Caleb and Keith and Caleb's place—actually Nikki's place where Caleb has been renting a room since he got out a few months ago. Nikki has a nice garage where Caleb keeps his bikes, and we were doing that dude thing where we all hang out chill while our buddy works on his shit. Both these dudes are basically nudists, so when it came to doing a messy job with some engines, the easiest way to keep their clothes clean was to not be wearing any. It's a good thing, too, cuz the both of them got in the grease and had to jump in the shower together. Keith pisses and Caleb watches him, Caleb scrubs Keith's back. It's a good time :)

So if you've been following my Snapchat or Instagram, you've been dying to see Jack for a while now. Jack, another buddy of mine and I went shooting on of all days, Easter. We went out to the desert and my other buddy (who must remake nameless and unseen) brought his huge arsenal of firearms. We took them out to the empty desert where we wouldn't bother nobody, and let Jack go to town. He was like a kid in a candy store, and you will be too staring at that magnificent ass. Jack's ass is a thing of magnificence. And I never knew how much a pistol belt could make someone's ass stand out. You'll love watching Jack walk around in the desert like the little alpha he is. Unfortunately it was a lot windier than I expected, and the sound is kinda blown out because I had to tune down for the wind noise. Supplying the arsenal is another buddy of mine who unfortunately cannot ever appear on video. However I can tell you he blew a lot of shit up in Iraq and Afghanistan back-in-the-day, and could probably make an explosive out of peanut butter and kill you with your shoelaces if he had to.

Randy and Caleb are best friends and have been for about as long as they've both been stationed here in the Marines. Their times here almost matched but Caleb got here a little later and so got out a little later, waiting for him to get out of the Corps is why I've been sitting on this video, which was actually shot on--get this--Christmas. What were you doing Christmas morning? Would you rather have been watching me unwrap these Marines instead of whatever you got? Even if you got something fucking amazing, I wouldn't have traded you for this amazing night. Christmas is funny for the military. Often the guys are stuck here in the desert when they would rather be home (wherever home might be) with their families. And we're a rough bunch, so we're not much for presents and trees. The guys wanted to have some fun that would take their minds off the holidays, so we ended up in my buddy's garage with a metric shit-ton of beer and alcohol. At this point we had actually been partying for two days, I'll post some of the party that preceded this (which had shirtlessness but no ass) in the iPhone Video section so you can get some context. Good times. On Christmas Eve, with plenty of party still left in us, we gathered in Derby's Garage to rage again. And by morning, shit was getting a little crazy, and someone--not even me believe it or not--brought up strip beer pong. Randy and Caleb immediately agreed. Apologies for the loudness of the tunes...this wasn't a porn shoot, it was an actual Marine party that by some miracle I got to tape the goings on at, so the music is at a party volume. We have good taste in party music so, enjoy. You can tell it's Christmas because we play a metal version of "Your a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by the Small Town Titans (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cUz-zAATNI), which is about as Christmasy as we're ever going to get. Good times.

OK, for those of you on my public Snapchat (msb_joe), you met Randy here a while ago, and you've been following his crazy antics and out friendship for a minute now. If you're not on my Snapchat (again, just do a search for 'msb_joe') you've been missing out big time. A note about my Snapchats. I have two accounts, one of them ('msb_joe') is free for everybody. That's the one where you can follow along with me as I hang out with these awesome Marines in my daily life. The other is my private account, where I show everything. Members of MyStraightBuddy get access to my private snaps. If you had both, you would have seen Randy and I talke a roadtrip back to his hometown together on my regular Snaps, and then Randy naked taking a shower at the motel we stopped at along the way. If you were on my public snapchat you would have seen the huge party that led up to this. It was a giant blowout in my buddy's garage, Randy and a bunch of other Marines got shirtless in front of everyone playing beer pong and it was hot af. Next day I took the table back to my house, and set it up in my living room so a few friends could come over and play. And after that was all over, Randy got off duty and wanted to play, so I said sure. Randy had been talking all night about naked/strip beer pong so I had a good feeling that something would go down, meaning his jeans. When you see that huge cock, something of yours will go up! Oh yeah Randy has a big old dick. Randy brought his girl with him, and you can hear her in the background as well as see his reactions when she takes off her top and shakes her tits at him. You don't ever actually see her, though. Randy has a magnificent body, huge dick, a great personality and is straight as hell. It doesn't take long for all of Randy's few clothes to come off, and he's all about showing off his hotness.

My buddy Robert came over last weekend, ready to go out to the bar with me but only if he could crash at my place so he didn't have to drive back on base. Of course I said yes. We went out, had fun, and Robert got himself a serious set of bluebells from eyeing the chicks in the bar, none of whom had any interest. When we got back it weren't but a minute before Rob was in his USM bottoms, and it weren't but another minute before he had some porn on. Well apparently his balls were blue enough that he decided he wanted a blow jay. I said OK as long as I can tape it and to my shock and surprise he said yes. Fair warning: it had been a long night at the bar for both of us, so we were both pretty fucked up when we got back to my house. He looks like he passed out when I'm blowing him but he's not, as you can tell at the end when he cums. Although he did pass out about 2 seconds afterwards and snored like a freight train all night long. It was worth it, though.

Mac, John and TK (AKA Tennessee) are marines and best friends, and are a wild bunch. Sandy redhead Mac has known Joe for a minute now, and knows how much fun coming back to Joe's "naked house" after the bars are all closed down for the night can be. Mac has been stationed with John and TK for almost three years and you can see when they're together you can see why this video had to be called "True Bromance". This video is a record of one crazy night that happened when John and TK joined their best bro Mac at my "Naked House" one night after the bars closed. Pretty soon the clothes were falling off and with no girls in sight, the guys were getting pretty horny. Mac and John were the horniest so they were the first to succumb, but TK—sensing that he was being left out of the fun—dropped his drawers too and joined them. This is real video of real marines on a real night, so there's no cumshots in this video, because they all had whiskey dick (actually whiskey, vodka, tequila, various mixed drinks, and several different kinds of beer dick). On the plus side however, those whiskey dicks are all huge. John in particular has a giant dick, and an amazing body to go along with his sexy New Jersey Italian attitude. Watching these hot straight marine buddies show off their huge cocks to each other will make you want to move to the nearest marine base. The best part of this video is actually after they all have their clothes back on and are greeting the rising sun after a hard night's partying. Mac and John are about as tight of best friends as you can get, and these two hot, built straight guys cuddling with each other is about the most bromantic (and hottest) things you'll ever see. TK makes fun of them for it but they don't care; these two men have been to war together and that's all that matters.

Mike, Mike, Mike...I am so glad to be sharing this buddy with you. Mike is one hell of a fun guy, who loves to drink and party almost as much as I do. We went out one night, and he ran into one of his old sergeants who had just got out, and we ended up going back to my place to party after the bars closed. Mike got a little crazy, and I got it all on tape. My favorite part is when Mike's old buddy channels his old self and starts ordering Mike around like a boot. I hope you hve as much fun watching this one as I did taping it!

Three of my buddies came over and played strip beer pong

On of my best buddies loves to get naked...he's basically the hottest nudist you've ever met. We've been hanging out for a long time and I finally convinced him to let post some of the tapes I've made of him and his buddies having fun hanging out. This first one is of a bull session he and I were having one warm hot evening. We'd been hanging out all day and he needed to take a shower before going off to meet some chick he was hoping to score with (that basically describes almost any night with me and this guy). Despite the fact that he's about to go get laid, and I was pulling for my buddy to go get him some, he had so much fun getting taped with his cock out that it's actually hard to convince to put his clothes back on. you can tell he's actually disappointed at having to put his drawers on, even though he's about to go get laid. I fucking love this guy. With his great looks, amazing body, and a voice that you could listen to all night long you will too.

This is one of those videos where, crazy shit just happened and I was lucky enough to have everything ready to go to catch it. And even I couldn't have imagined the crazy direction it would go in, which if you know me is really saying something. I was out at the bar with my buddies one Saturday night, and we were gettin' crazy and drinking the night away like we usually do. When 2 o'clock came around we were in no mood to stop and so we rolled back to my house even though it was a terrible wreck because at this point it was right in the middle of being renovated and there was shit everywhere. Tiles, pieces of wood, etc. If I'd known I was going to tape anything that night I would've cleaned up a bit, lol. It should be no surprise to anyone that a game of Naked Beer Pong broke out. I don't know what it os about marines and beer pong but they all love to play it naked and I'm sure not going to be the one to stop them. What happened next is the crazy part. Two of my buddies go to talking tough and decided to have a fight. Not to fight, to have a fight...with rounds, a ref, times and everything. They're best bros and roommates back in the barracks, so there was no beef between them, just a friendly rivalry. It was an intense fight, and I'll admit lots of fun to watch. despite the hard blows and the fact that one clearly beats the shit out of the other, it's a friendly bout and at the end they hug and are bros. So don't worry, just enjoy a level of testosterone that you usually don't get to see.